sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deceptivelips:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

purplebuddhaquotes:

“Love someone who is kinder to you than you are to yourself.”

— Nikita Gill

(Source: purplebuddhaquotes)

the-homie-sexual:

“The worst thing you could ever do was listen to what I’ve been through and then put me through it again.”

— Reasons I had to go (via the-homie-sexual)

(via m00daf)

callmedawgz:

gay-hopeless-romantic:

The U.S. in a gif series.

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

(Source: thedailyshow, via lagrandeoursee)

adrenaline:

“I’m sorry you thought this couldn’t work, because I’ve never wanted anything more in my life than to prove that it could.”

— You’ll always remain in my heart. (via coral)

lyricobsessed:

Shade // Trash Boat

(via sleepingwiththeserpents)

jayywesst:

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

(via fugitivellama)